About Us
43 Long Years Of Pure Awesome Excellence With Quality At It's Best!
We aim to soon take over the world.
No mere mortals will be spared. We shall, and we will Rule the Galaxy.
Our Products
We are the industry heads and the most reliable geniuses known to man.
Roller Chain Drives
We don’t produce anything but excellence. This is a modified WordPress template if you didn’t know. But we can get you some rollerchains if you need them. They will probably cost you double because we will be the middleman and add our Awesome tax to your order.
Motors & Gear Motors
We don’t make these either but will gladly charge you double to get the work.
Inductive/Capacitive Sensors
We don’t even know what these are but will get them for you for 3 times the going rate.
The only place where you’ll get the perfect solution for all your needs.
Our Contributions
Industries That Serve Us!
Elon has been begging us to come throw him some of our ideas. It just doesn’t interest us at the moment. He doesn’t have enough money to afford our consulting.
OPEC has been asking us for the secret. Well, that’s why it is a secret, we are not giving away our methods. Unless they come up with a smooth half a Trill.
We are leaders in the innovation of next generation automotive products. Pure hydrogen based zero emissions. Every vehicle will include a solar powered disco ball in the cabin.